Owner:
Karen Stoneman
Nicknames: Little Rhody, Squirt, Captain Caveman, Little General
Uniform Number: 4
Birth Sign: Pisces
Currently Residing: South Burlington, Vermont

Ryan Langerhans
Team Captain
Ryan Langerhans



 
Team Profile

Home Park: The Stone Temple
Location: Boulder, Colorado
Team Captain: Ryan Langerhans
Honorary Manager: Susan Sarandon
Uniform Colors: Chocolate and White
Team Motto: We have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and we're all out of bubblegum.
Song Most Played On Stadium P.A.: "Superfreak" - Rick James

Owner Profile


Baseball player I idolized as a child: "Yaz"
Favorite active baseball players: Matt Franco, Tim Spooneybarger, Marcus Giles, Ryan Langerhans
Favorite MLB team: Atlanta Braves
Most hated MLB team: New York Yankees
Favorite MLB park: County Stadium - Milwaukee
Number of MLB parks visited: 11
Number of current MLB parks visited: 8
Favorite baseball broadcaster: Vin Scully
First MLB memory: Carlton Fisk's '75 World Series Game 6 Winning Home Run
Favorite MLB memory: First trip to Spring Training in Florida
Favorite ballpark food: Hot Dogs
The DH is: For sissies.
If I had Alex Rodriguez, I'd trade him for: Otis and Saxon
The Commissioner of MLB should be: My husband.
A player's socks should be: Old-school up
The coolest baseball name ever is: Bob Apodaca
Favorite sandwich: Cajun turkey and provolone on wheat with garlic mayo
Favorite alcoholic beverage: Margarita, rocks and salt optional
Favorite non-alcoholic beverages: Diet Sprite, water
Favorite ice cream: Coffee Heath Bar Crunch
Favorite sneaker manufacturer: Nike
Three people I'd love to play poker with: Billy Joel, Goldie Hawn, Walt Whitman
Three people I'd love to play strip poker with: Patrick Dempsey, Darius Rucker, Mike Matheny
First car: Chris'.
Three favorite Sunday comic strips: Buckles, Red and Rover, Family Circus
Three favorite comic book heroes: Beast, Wolverine, Wonder Twins
Three favorite current TV shows: Grey's Anatomy, Extreme Home Makeover, Canadian Idol
Three favorite cancelled TV shows: M*A*S*H, Sports Night, Homicide: Life On The Street
Three favorite movies: Sneakers, My Blue Heaven, What Dreams May Come
Favorite baseball movie: Major League
Seven bands I listen to: Susan Werner, Billy Joel, Honeymoon Suite, Erasure, Big Country, Hootie and the Blowfish, Zappacosta
Favorite album: "The Stranger" - Billy Joel
If Heaven exists, when I arrive I hope to hear God say: "Okay, Chris can come in too."


Team Records
 
Home Runs: 237 (2001) Wins: 111 (2005)
Runs Batted In: 916 (2000) Saves: 70 (1998)
Stolen Bases: 194 (1999) Earned Run Average: 3.915 (2002)
Batting Average: .2902 (2000) WHIP: 1.3029 (2005)



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