Hare-E Chris-Nas   Owner: Chris Gates
Nicknme: Gonzo
Uniform Number: 17
Birth Sign: Libra
Currently Residing: Biloxi, Mississippi


 
Chase Utley
Team Captain
Chase Utley



Team Profile

Home Park: Bhagavad-Gita Ballpark
City/State: Calcutta, India
Team Captain: Chase Utley
Honorary Manager: Mick Foley
Uniform Colors: Purple and hunter green
Team Motto: Can I interest you in a pamphlet?
Song Most Played On Stadium P.A.: "Flight of Icarus" - Iron Maiden

Owner Profile

Baseball player I idolized as a child: Dale Murphy
Favorite active baseball players: Johan Santana, Ichiro Suzuki
Favorite MLB team: Minnesota Twins
Most Hated MLB team: The Boston F'ing Red Sox
Favorite MLB park: Safeco Field
Number of MLB parks visited: 4
Number of current MLB parks visited: 4
Favorite baseball broadcaster: Harry Caray
First MLB memory: The Cubs' run to the N.L. East pennant in '84
Favorite MLB memory: Attending Game 7 of the '91 World Series
Favorite ballpark food: The garlic fries at Safeco Field
The DH is: The worst thing to happen to baseball that doesn't involve Tim McCarver and a micophone.
If I had Alex Rodriguez, I'd trade him for: Saves...isn't that what everyone wants in fantasy baseball?
The Commissioner of MLB should be: Bob Costas
A player's socks should be: Any way they want them to be...they're socks for crying out loud.
The coolest baseball name ever is: Van Lingle Mungo
Favorite sandwich: Old-school peanut butter and jelly
Favorite alcoholic beverages: 7&7, Smirnoff Ice Twisted (It's NOT a girly drink...shut up.)
Favorite non-alcoholic beverages: Hank's Premium Soda
Favorite ice cream: Apple pie a la Cold Stone, Cold Stone Creamery
Favorite sneaker manufacturer: Skechers
Three people I'd love to play poker with: Henry Rollins, George Carlin, Dennis Miller
Three people I'd love to play strip poker with: Scarlett Johansson, Stacy Kiebler, Jessica Simpson
First car: '91 Ford Thunderbird
Three favorite Sunday comic strips: Dilbert, Hagar the Horrible, Garfield
Three favorite comic book heroes: The Flash, Green Lantern, Superman
Three favorite current TV shows: Family Guy, Iron Chef, 24
Three favorite cancelled TV shows: Seinfeld, Six Feet Under, News Radio
Three favorite movies: The Crow, Dead Poets Society, Clerks (these change constantly)
Favorite baseball movie: Major League
Seven bands I listen to: Dream Theater, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Queen, The Beatles, The Eagles, Pearl Jam
Favorite Album: "A Night at the Opera" - Queen
If Heaven exists, when I arrive I hope to hear God say: SECURITY!!!

Team Records
 
Home Runs: 223 (2004) Wins: 87 (2002)
Runs Batted In: 808 (2001) Saves: 48 (2005)
Stolen Bases: 98 (2003) Earned Run Average: 3.858 (2002)
Batting Average: .2859 (2006) WHIP: 1.274 (2003)




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