Joe's Schmoes   Owner: Joe Brooks
Nicknames: Jukie, Hoss, The Neighbor's Kid
Uniform Number: 7
Birth Sign: Cancer
Currently Residing: Colchester, Vermont

 
Mike Lieberthal
Team Captain
Mike Lieberthal



Team Profile

Home Park: Pabst Park presented by Slim Jims and Yoo Hoo chocolate beverage
City/State: Hoboken, New Jersey
Team Captain: Mike Lieberthal (he has to be good for something)
Honorary Manager: Rip Taylor
Uniform Colors: Burgundy and Gold
Team Motto: Hey...at least we're not Tampa!
Song Most Played On Stadium P.A.: "Safety Dance" - Men Without Hats

Owner Profile

Baseball players I idolized as a child: Don Mattingly, Cal Ripken Jr.
Favorite active baseball players: Torii Hunter
Favorite MLB team: New York Yankees
Most hated MLB team: Without question, Boston.
Favorite MLB park: Yankee Stadium (too much history there)
Number of MLB parks visited: 4
Number of current MLB parks visited: 4
Favorite baseball announcer: Harry Caray
First MLB memory: 1987 Topps baseball cards
Favorite MLB memory: Cal Ripken hitting a homer over the Green Monster in 1993. I was there.
Favorite ballpark food: Sunflower seeds, but corn dogs are a close second.
The DH is: A good excuse to give decrepit, old, poor fielders a roster spot.
If I had Alex Rodriguez, I'd trade him for: A bag of Funyuns, 1986 Topps Oddibe Mcdowell rookie card, 1985 Nissan Sentra, and Rick Cerone.
The Commissioner of MLB should be: Mr. T
A player's socks should be: on his feet.
The coolest baseball name ever is: three way tie: Cool Papa Bell, Mookie Wilson, Oddibe Mcdowell
Favorite sandwich: Meatloaf
Favorite alcoholic beverage: Beer
Favorite non-alcoholic beverages: ! They exist?
Favorite ice cream: Coffee Heath Bar Crunch
Favorite sneaker manufacturer: Anything but Nike
Three people I'd love to play poker with: Fr. Guido Sarducci, Sonny Jurgensen, Jack Black
Three people I'd love to play strip poker with: Any Fanta Girl, Angelina Jolie, that French newscaster who's name I can't remember
First car: 1985 Nissan Sentra (not counting the Yugo that never made it out of my driveway)
Three favorite Sunday comic strips:
Prince Valiant, Mark Trail, Rex Morgan
Three favorite comic book heroes: Silver Surfer, Captain America, The Tick
Three favorite current TV shows: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, PTI, Family Guy
Three favorite cancelled TV shows: Cop Rock, NHL Hockey, Mork and Mindy
Three favorite movies: Napoleon Dynamite, Star Wars, Breakfast Club
Favorite baseball movie: *61
Seven bands I listen to: Dizzee Rascal, Toadies, Jack Johnson, Starline Rythmn boys, Los Straijackets, Zap Moma, Reverand Horton Heat
Favorite Album: Too many to name
If Heaven exists, when I arrive I hope to hear God say: Beer's in the fridge and the wings are in the fryer. Mickey, Thurman and Babe are on their way over and the game starts in five minutes. Tomorrow we're goin' over to Lombardi's house for meatloaf.



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