YouKilled Kennys

 
Owner: Kenny St. Louis
Nicknames: Mookie, Here Hold This!, Chuck, Charlie Brown
Uniform Number: 63
Birth Sign: Virgo
Currently Residing: Derby, Vermont

Albert Pujols
Team Captain
Albert Pujols

 
 
Team Profile

Home Park: The Landfill
City/State: East St. Louis, IL
Team Captain: Albert Pujols
Honorary Manager: Stubby Clapp
Uniform Colors: Red, blue and white
Team Motto: We're dealing with a lotta s**t.
Song Most Played On Stadium P.A.: "In The End" - Linkin Park

Owner Profile

Baseball player I idolized as a child: Don Mattingly
Favorite active baseball players: Albert Pujols, Kevin Millar, Scott Rolen
Favorite MLB team: St.Louis Cardinals
Most Hated MLB team: None, really.
Favorite MLB park: Busch Stadium II
Number of MLB parks visited: 5
Number of current MLB parks visited: 3
Favorite baseball broadcaster: Vin Scully
First MLB memory: Chris Chambliss' bottom of the ninth '76 ALCS winning homer
Favorite MLB memory: The 2004 World Series, even though my team choked.
Favorite ballpark food: Beer and a brat
The DH is: ...don't even get me started.
If I had Alex Rodriguez, I'd trade him for: Ear wax, toe jam, and that stuff at the end of an egg.
The Commissioner of MLB should be: Dale Murphy
A player's socks should be: Team-colored stirrups over white socks
The coolest baseball name ever is: Richard "Stubby" Clapp
Favorite sandwich: Turkey club, with everything
Favorite alcoholic beverage: Guinness
Favorite non-alcoholic beverage: Hot chocolate, apple cider, egg nog, Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite ice cream: Ice cream
Favorite sneaker manufacturer: New Balance
Three people I'd love to play poker with: John Madden, James Earl Jones, Walter Matthau
Three people I'd love to play strip poker with: Jeannine St. Louis, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Alyssa Milano
First car: '85 Grey four-door Ford Escort
Three favorite Sunday comic strips: Buckles, Fox Trot, Garfield
Three favorite comic book heroes: Green Lantern, G.I. Joe, The Thing
Three favorite current TV shows: ASA, USAR Hooters ProCup ARCA racing, CSI(s)
Three favorite cancelled TV shows: Futurama, Out Of This World, Three's Company
Three favorite movies: The Rookie, Ocean's Eleven, My Fellow Americans
Favorite baseball movie: Field Of Dreams
Seven bands I listen to: Bon Jovi, Big & Rich, Sugarland, Honeymoon Suite, Rockapella, Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, Dixie Chicks
Favorite Album: Any Harry Connick Jr. Christmas album
If Heaven exists, when I arrive I hope to hear God say: Good job kid.

Team Records
 
Home Runs: 234 (2004) Wins: 95 (1999)
Runs Batted In: 864 (2001) Saves: 80 (2004)
Stolen Bases: 138 (1999) Earned Run Average: 3.406 (1998)
Batting Average: .2900 (1999) WHIP: 1.230 (1998)



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