Men Of Stone
Professional Baseball Club
Established 1990
Owner: Chris Stoneman
Nicknames: Stonz, Stony, Doc
Uniform Number: 3
Birth Sign: Taurus
Currently Residing: South Burlington, Vermont

 

Earl Weaver
Honorary Manager
Earl Weaver

Tri-Captains
Prince Fielder, Hunter Pence, David Wright



Team Profile

Home Park: The Quarry
Location: Easter Island
Team Captains: Prince Fielder, Hunter Pence, David Wright
Honorary Manager: Earl Weaver
Uniform Colors: White, Black, Silver, Blue, Crimson
Team Motto: If you lost, and you didn't cheat, then you didn't want to win.
Song Most Played On Stadium P.A.: "The Humpty Dance" - Digital Underground


Owner Profile

Baseball player I idolized as a child: Dale Murphy
Favorite active baseball players: Jarrod Saltalamacchia, Brad Penny, Jeff Francoeur, Prince Fielder, Hunter Pence, Tommy Hanson, Pat Neshek
Favorite MLB team: Atlanta Braves
Most hated MLB team: Boston Red Sox and more specifically, their fans.
Favorite MLB park: Coors Field - Denver, CO
Number of MLB parks visited: 14
Number of current MLB parks visited: 9
Number of minor league parks visited: 14
Favorite baseball broadcaster: Vin Scully
Favorite ESPN home run call: "Out of the island, into the highway." - Linda Cohn
First MLB memory: Hank Aaron's 715th HR off Al Downing
Favorite MLB memory: Sid Bream EVENTUALLY crossing the plate on Francisco Cabrera's series winning single in the 1992 NLCS
Favorite ballpark food: Souvlaki at Olympic Stadium.
The DH is: Evil. An abomination to all mankind.
Pitcher's duel or slugfest?: Whatever the Baseball Gods bring me that day.
If I had Alex Rodriguez, I'd trade him for: The signing rights to Nikita Bonds
The Commissioner of MLB should be: Me.
A player's socks should be: Worn high and proud.
The coolest baseball name ever is: Wonderful Terrific Monds III
Favorite sandwich: Chicken, Philly cheese steak style
Favorite pizza toppings: Mushrooms and onions
Favorite alcoholic beverage: Guinness
Favorite non-alcoholic beverages: Cherry Slush Puppie, Water
Favorite ice cream: Vanilla Heath Bar Crunch
Favorite restaurant: A Single Pebble - Burlington, VT
Favorite sneaker manufacturer: And1
Four people I'd love to play poker with: Muhammad Ali, Lewis Black, Ben Stein, Jesse Ventura
Four people I'd love to play strip poker with: Jewel, Jennie Finch, Kylie Minogue, Stacy Keibler
If I could have a second home anywhere in the world it would be in: Adelaide, Australia
If forced to sing Karaoke, I would sing: "Everything You Want" - Vertical Horizon
The wallpaper on my cell phone is: My son Bret sitting in his baseball glove chair
The ringtone on my cell phone is: "Personal Jesus" - Depeche Mode
First car: '76 Buick Electra Limited Edition
Three favorite Sunday comic strips: Red And Rover, Sherman's Lagoon, Buckles
Three favorite comic book heroes: Vision, Wolverine, Gambit
Three favorite current TV shows: Psych, Burn Notice, Gene Simmons' Family Jewels
Three favorite cancelled TV shows: Sports Night, News Radio, Homicide: Life On The Streets
Three favorite movies: Blazing Saddles, My Blue Heaven, Sideways
Favorite baseball movie: Field Of Dreams
Theme song striding to the plate: "Man In The Box" - Alice In Chains
Theme song coming in from the bullpen: "Sandstorm" - Darude
Seven bands I listen to: Honeymoon Suite, Linkin Park, Fozzy, Marillion, Disturbed, The Unforgiven, Rob Zombie
Favorite album: "Feel It Again - An Anthology" - Honeymoon Suite
If Heaven exists, when I arrive I hope to hear God say: "Good game" and give me a pat on the fanny.


Team Records
 
Home Runs: 369 (2000) Wins: 116 (1999)
Runs Batted In: 1161 (2000) Saves: 175 (1998)
Stolen Bases: 307 (1999) Earned Run Average: 3.263 (1997)
Batting Average: .3072 (2000) WHIP: 1.209 (1996)




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